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Siblings June and Harvy sit down each week to watch movies and describe them to you...except we almost always derail and talk about anything but what is happening on screen. Join us for cynicism, bad movies, beer-drinking, and jokes (our mom thinks we're funny). In a horror movie, we'd be the funny, slightly annoying guy that nobody roots for and survives much longer than he should. So, if you please, come watch with us.
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Jun 18, 2023
Jun 18, 2023
1 hr 37 min
Lots of dumb idiots make lots of dumb idiot decisions leading to an entire city (and many of the inhabitants) being on fire. They all deserve it and apparently "stop, drop, and roll" was not in the curriculum at whatever dumb idiot school they all attended. Complete nonsense.
June and Harvy talk shit through Ablaze (2001).
May 7, 2023
May 7, 2023
1 hr 23 min
Dolf. Zombies. Robots. How could this promising premise turn out to be so boring? Dolf has to rescue Jude from a sex cult. It's her birthday. She's also pregnant. Slow, weak zombies. Slow, old Dolf. Robot arms flail. The world is saved?
The movie sucks but June and Harvy are happy to debut two new products. The sleep skirt (at around 24 minutes) and the pregnancy test birthday candle (at around 32 minutes).
Come watch with us. June and Harvy talk shit through Battle of the Damned (2013).
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Apr 23, 2023
Apr 23, 2023
1 hr 43 min
In honor of winter finally ending we decided to release a movie about people being cold in a dangerous place. Liam Neeson must get a Christmas tree to a mine to save trapped miners but there is sabotage and lots and lots of nonsense. It's not good but watch it anyway then listen to us talk about it!
June and Harvy talk shit through The Ice Road (2021).
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Mar 11, 2023
Mar 11, 2023
1 hr 54 min
In honor of Scream IV coming out in 2022 we watched Scream 3. In honor of Scream VI coming out this weekend, we are finally releasing Scream 3. June and Harvy are on Gail bang watch, Jaime Kennedy had a prank show where he only pranked his grandma, and we announce our new project: the Playboy Channel.
June and Harvy talk shit through Scream 3 (2000).
Feb 20, 2023
Feb 20, 2023
1 hr 45 min
This is the perfect example of a movie you should watch before you listen to the podcast. In lieu of discussing the film we talk about typhoid, Harvy the hand sniffer (only clean hands need apply), Bob Cratchett, the weight-bearing load of top hats, Jesus commercials (pre-super bowl), and animals that abandon their young. All in all this movie gets an extremely out of 10.
June and Harvy talk shit through Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Feb 5, 2023
Feb 5, 2023
1 hr 47 min
We're really just posting this one for context. Brief synopsis: Arnold showers with his son, his son dies via terrorism, Arnold hunts down the killer and replaces his family with a new one. But the movie is so boring June and Harvy really latch on to that first part and will continue to do so at every given opportunity until we stop thinking it's funny.
June and Harvy talk shit through Collateral Damage (2002).
Jan 22, 2023
Jan 22, 2023
1 hr 32 min
In honor of playoff football, we're bringing you a former football star fighting fires and kicking ass in a barely cohesive movie about what not to do in a fire emergency. It's a mess but at least it's a fun mess.
June and Harvy talk shit through Firestorm (1998).
Dec 19, 2022
Dec 19, 2022
1 hr 29 min
Warning: this movie doesn't contain 12 disasters, at best there are three, half of them happen before the movie starts. JC and her parents Mary and Joseph (yup) try to survive some stuff (ice spears from above, cold fog, rouge electricity and a dome, an explody dome-- insert eye-roll). As if these "disasters" aren't enough, a Nazi-ish man named Kane wants to burn JC at the stake (yup). Somehow these things are linked to the Mayans. But don't worry, JC stops the end of the world with the superpowers she gets from the five golden rings (yup).
June and Harvy talk shit through 12 Disasters of Christmas (2012).
Dec 11, 2022
Dec 11, 2022
1 hr 43 min
In this lost treasure of Christmas films, the Hulky Trinity- Hulk the Hulk, Hulk the Blake, and Hulk the Santa Clause, gets a bonk on the head and has to save a box full of orphans. Mila Kunis is one of the orphans- a genius who uses big words like vibration and a master seamstress who wants Hulk to dress like a gay stripper.
Hulk must defeat an evil germaphobe with a mission to make orphans suffer? Or steal some crystals? Or...something. Who knows and who cares. June and Harvy talk shit through Santa with Muscles (1996).
Nov 27, 2022
Nov 27, 2022
1 hr 50 min
Excuse the audio, we're still learning. Happy belated Thanksgiving and in honor of the Christmas season we watched Blade Trinity because...Jesus. Loads of vampire nonsense here plus Ryan Reynolds, Parker Pissy, Jessica Biel, and the transcendent Wesley Snipes. June and Harvy talk shit through Blade Trinity (2004).