Sh*t Show with June and Harvy

Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This could have been a decent reboot of Laurie Strode 20 years later but too few kills makes this one stumble a bit. Better than whatever the hell Halloween Ends was supposed to be so at least there's that. Josh Harnett has terrible hair.

Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This one is so bad Jamie Lee made them kill her in the first ten minutes (spoiler alert). A bunch of college kids film a reality show in Michael's od house. What could go wrong?

Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This one stars our brother Pudd Rudd and makes absolutely no sense. There's a baby in a bus station and little else is clear.

Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. Let's start with the worst of the bunch, a crap fest about Halloween masks powered by the dark magic of Stonehenge to kill children or some other nonsense. Enjoy.

Sorry for the audio issues, apparently after recording more than 150 episodes, we still don't know what we're doing. Anyway. In this episode, Beth or Haley is a great swimmer and her dad buys drugs which somehow gets him trapped in his basement during a hurricane. As if that isn't bad enough, there are some large gators looking to make friends. There is also a backstory involving Haley's (or Beth's) twin sister Beth (or Haley) who faked her own drowning to go to Hollywood to be a star.

June and Harvy talk shit through Crawl (2019).

 

Welcome to spooky October. We've been dropping the ball a lot lately so this one isn't technically spooky but oh well. We watched this ages ago. Caution-- mass confusion ahead. We thought we were going to watch Scream 2...we already watched Scream 2 (see Episode 81). As for the movie we did watch? Lame. But we're fun so listen anyway.

June and Harvy talk shit through TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze (1995).

Patrick Swayze and Holly Berry team up with Sam Wise Gamgee to stop the moon from falling out of orbit, AI gone homicidal, or moon aliens from sucking our faces. Or something. This may or may not be an extended Porche commercial. Terrible CGI, convoluted plot, and conspiracy therapists. Oh, and space travel is only possible with the help of a naked giant.

June and Harvy talk shit through Moonfall (2022).

The Rock takes an explosion to the face and has his leg amputated. He marries the sturgeon surgeon who saved his pretty face. Fast forward to their future which includes a child with asthma. Now the Rock must save his family from a ridiculous skyscraper in the most ridiculous of ways.

June and Harvy talk shit through Skyscraper (2018). 

Potato (Channing Tatum) wants to be a Secret Service agent. Sad potato doesn't get the job but takes happy Tater Tot on a tour of the White House. Other stuff happens in the movie while we discuss Christian POGS and pitch our very good idea for a Rom-Com with a twist starring Hillary "Puppies" Swank and friend of the show, Nicholas Cage.

June and Harvy talk shit through White House Down (2013). Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy to see pictures of the cringy Christian POGS.

The Shit Show with June and Harvy is a podcast in which we watch a movie and talk through it. If you've never seen the movie you'll probably be lost. This is especially true this week, we fast-forwarded through all the parts which might have explained what was going on. 

In this film, Will Smith, your friend, and mine but not Chris Rock's hangs out with a lady (Shrek) while trying to avoid being assassinated by a younger version of himself (Cloth). That's about all we know. We also practice our ASMR so we wouldn't advise operating heavy machinery while listening. June and Harvy talk shit through Gemini Man (2018).