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Siblings June and Harvy sit down each week to watch movies and describe them to you...except we almost always derail and talk about anything but what is happening on screen. Join us for cynicism, bad movies, beer-drinking, and jokes (our mom thinks we're funny). In a horror movie, we'd be the funny, slightly annoying guy that nobody roots for and survives much longer than he should. So, if you please, come watch with us.
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Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Tuesday Jan 19, 2021
Because all of you seemed to like this first one so much. Man-sized bugs attack a biology teacher. The biology teacher takes sad polaroids because men make her cry and she likes to document her pain. The bug man is in love with her and wants to kill all the men in her life in order to mate. We still don't get a bug impregnation and that's pretty freaking disappointing. June and Harvy talk shit through Mimic 2 (2001).
Sunday Dec 06, 2020
Sunday Dec 06, 2020
Crazy holiday killers love their milk and really hate it when anybody has sex. 2020 has been a dumpster fire, so we plan on slashing our way through the rest of the year. June and Harvy talk shit through Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984).
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Sunday Nov 29, 2020
Unsurprisingly, this Thanksgiving slasher doesn't make any sense but anything is better than Thankskilling. Everybody in this movie is a little crazy with the possible exception of Karen. Awful senseless soundtrack. Decent, senseless slayings and a tall glass of milk at dinner. And who knows what the hell the mom is ever doing? June and Harvy talk shit through Blood Rage (1987).
Sunday Nov 15, 2020
Sunday Nov 15, 2020
Christmas comes early this year! Armadillos, Lego, and Chuck Norris...but nothing actually related to the plot of this movie. What else is new? June and Harvy talk shit through Invasion USA (1985).
Saturday Oct 31, 2020
Saturday Oct 31, 2020
Does anybody know what this movie is about? We never figured it out. But Happy Halloween anyway! June and Harvy talk shit through Halloween 6 (1995).
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
Thursday Oct 22, 2020
So many technical difficulties just to watch a truly terrible movie with no subtitles. And since we had no idea what they were saying, we had no choice but to make up our own dialogue. Don't bother with this one, watch (and listen to us discuss) the original. June and Harvy talk shit through Night of the Demons (2009).
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Monday Oct 05, 2020
Listen to us eat Skittles for 15 minutes then spend the rest of the movie trying to understand why this movie is rated R. Boobies, a reasonable amount of violence, and one F-bomb. This one didn't even suck that bad, think of it like a more violent Short Circuit. June and Harvy talk shit through Evolver (1995).
Tuesday Sep 15, 2020
Tuesday Sep 15, 2020
This is actually quite the hidden gem and we rather enjoyed it...you wouldn't know it because we spend most of the movie replacing words that start with the letter "g" with the word "Coronavirus" and playing sound effects game. June and Harvy babble nonsense through Intruder (1989).
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Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Wednesday Aug 26, 2020
Synopsis: A Dodo Bird with a dense head has a pigskin treasure map, leg pants, and a monkey. Everything explodes (because Renny) and the good guys win. June and Harvy talk shit through Cutthroat Island (1995).
Monday Aug 10, 2020
Monday Aug 10, 2020
Happy Shark Week!. For this week's episode, we watch a group of thespians get together to make one of the worst shark movies ever (and we've watched Sharknado and Santa Jaws). Let's see...water skiing pyramids, Dennis Quaid waters a dog, there's an obstruction, and a shark that doesn't actually need to move his (her?) body in order to swim at the speed of light. June and Harvy talk shit through Jaws 3-D (1983).