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Siblings June and Harvy sit down each week to watch movies and describe them to you...except we almost always derail and talk about anything but what is happening on screen. Join us for cynicism, bad movies, beer-drinking, and jokes (our mom thinks we're funny). In a horror movie, we'd be the funny, slightly annoying guy that nobody roots for and survives much longer than he should. So, if you please, come watch with us.
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Saturday Jul 10, 2021
Saturday Jul 10, 2021
Have you ever heard of this one? If you have, gold star for you. Pretty forgettable horror pic with an identity crisis. But you don't listen to us for the movie! You listen to hear our hilarious jokes and commentary. June and Harvy talk shit through The Zero Boys (1986).
Saturday May 01, 2021
Saturday May 01, 2021
This is a hidden gem. You've never heard of it because nobody knows what the name of this movie is. The Lift. Down. The Shaft. Nothing that happens makes any sense but there is plenty of death to make up for it. Except for the dog. The dog does not die! We refuse to accept any other outcome. June and Harvy talk shit through Down a.k.a. The Lift, The Shaft (2001)
Sunday Apr 04, 2021
Sunday Apr 04, 2021
Renny is back! And there were not nearly enough explosions. Oh well, Rambo hangs around, marries a horse (or two), and destroys a lot of money. We're pretty sure that's what this movie is about anyway. June and Harvy talk shit through Cliffhanger (1993).
Monday Mar 22, 2021
Monday Mar 22, 2021
A guy loses his vision in Vietnam, is trained to sword fight, gets involved with some shady dealings/kidnapping/murder, travels to Reno, drives, plays roulette, starts a riot, and saves the day by chopping a man in half and throwing him off of Mount Everest. June and Harvy talk shit through Blind Fury (1989).
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Tuesday Mar 16, 2021
Knock, knock? Who's there? You're an idiot! In a tale as old as time, humorless Hillary Swank must save the planet by restarting the Earth's core. Will she survive? Will she ever tell a joke? June and Harvy tell a lot of jokes through The Core (2003).
Thursday Feb 18, 2021
Thursday Feb 18, 2021
The Shit Show is a podcast in which we watch a movie with our eyeballs and describe it to you for your ear holes. In the 15 Minute Movie fix, we write and produce an alternate movie based on our observations, jokes we made while watching, and a sprinkle of what we wish the movie had been. This time we take on Ghosts of Mars so buckle in if you like acid, trains, bad voice acting, and a montage of Harvy attempting to say the word "patented."
Sound Credits:
All Planet sounds from space (Aryan Nobakht)
Grappling hook shoot and hook impact (Dr. Sound FX)
Train ride Interna Ambience sound (SoundEffectsFactory)
Pounding on Metal Door Sound Effect (SoundEffectsFactory)
Short heavy metal guitar riff (Sound Effects & More)
Gunshot SFX (TLPSoundVault)
Cartoon Piano Crash SFX (Myles Moss)
Circular Saw Sound Effect (hackLAB)
Blood Splatter Sound Effect (SoundEffectsFactory)
Horror Sound Effect (Nosferatu Sound Effects)
Thursday Feb 18, 2021
Thursday Feb 18, 2021
Welcome back to the second edition of Movie Rewind where we take our best moments from a previously released episode and give it to you bite sized.
We landed a thing on Mars again! Will the Perseverance encounter any Martian Ghosts? Probably not and we wish we hadn't either. Best as we can tell some lady popped a bunch of acid and witnessed an epic rave fueled by Martian bath salts. Ice Cube is in attendance and pretty much everybody dies. June and Harvy talked shit through Ghosts of Mars (2001).
Sunday Feb 07, 2021
Sunday Feb 07, 2021
The Shit Show is a podcast in which we watch a movie with our eyeballs and describe it to you for your ears. Here we have created an alternate movie based on our observations and what we believe the movie “should have been about, it’s not good nor does it make any sense so...enjoy…or don’t it’s your life. Welcome to June and Harvy’s ten-minute movie fix: “Deep Blue Sea: Fatal Attraction”
Sound credits:
Ocean lapping sounds- Nikhill Kumar
Water splash: Sounds Recorded
Submarine sound effect: oldstuff4all
Explosions: Mass Games
Popcorn popping: Sound Electric
Deep Blue sea shark scene: Movieclips
Gump eaten by a shark: Soundeffectsfactory
Door opening: Mond I
Belly slide: Sound Effects
Outro music: “music: Funny Quirky Comedy by Redafs.com, Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
Sunday Feb 07, 2021
Sunday Feb 07, 2021
Welcome to the first Movie Rewind where we take our best moments from a previously released episode and give it to you bite-sized. In this shit storm, our favorite director Renny Harlin takes his explosive personality under the sea. Will Swarmy the Smuggler and friends be murdered by the super-smart shark? Or will female scientist save the day? Listen to find out. June and Harvy talked shit through Deep Blue Sea (1999).
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
Sunday Jan 31, 2021
This movie was a kick-ass, action slash horror slash comedy slash campy fantasy movie. Fanny tries to steal jewels, ends up locked away putting her butt on the tomatoes. Terrorists arrive, lots of brutal death, excellent horror of melted bodies, a half-digested man, not great monster reveal, and massive explosions. Where has this movie been all our lives? And what the hell was that ending? June and Harvy talk shit through Deep rising (1998).