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Siblings June and Harvy sit down each week to watch movies and describe them to you...except we almost always derail and talk about anything but what is happening on screen. Join us for cynicism, bad movies, beer-drinking, and jokes (our mom thinks we're funny). In a horror movie, we'd be the funny, slightly annoying guy that nobody roots for and survives much longer than he should. So, if you please, come watch with us.
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Wednesday Mar 16, 2022
Wednesday Mar 16, 2022
Happy St. Patty's Day! The creators of this movie made some...interesting choices about how to portray the Leprechaun and ruined it in the process. We rehash the conversations we already had during the far superior first Leprechaun movie. Come watch with us. June and Harvy talk shit through Leprechaun Origins (2014).
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Sunday Feb 13, 2022
Sunday Feb 13, 2022
Happy Valentines Day! If you're feeling lonely listen to us watch Valentine and be thankful you're alone instead of being stalked by a slasher. Join Katherine Heigl, toilet water head, and maggot mouth as they try to survive being mean girls who make very questionable hygienic decisions. June and Harvy talk shit through (and play FMK...roommate) Valentine (2001).
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
In honor of the late great Betty White, we're re-releasing a fan favorite. Not only will you have the honor of being reintroduced to Pap Schmear Cola but you will also be reminded of what a cool old broad Betty was. June and Harvy talk shit through Lake Placid (1999).
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
Saturday Jan 01, 2022
Happy New Year! A very large cruise ship plots to and succeeds in murdering America's sweetheart Fergie. Multiple plot lines designed to get us to care flail around and reach no conclusion. But can we hope that this is an analogy for us all escaping the sinking ship of 2021 and being rescued by the helicopter of 2022? Probably not. June and Harvy talk shit through Poseiden (2006)
Friday Dec 24, 2021
Friday Dec 24, 2021
Here's a taste of what you're in store for based on June's Google searches during the movie: meteorologist, who studies meteors, flocking, flock of sheep, bloody in England, and delayed drowning. Hope you have a very Merry Christmas filled with handsome men and baby Jesus's coming to earth in a heaven/hell meteor. June and Harvy talk shit through "Christmas Icetastrophe" (2014).
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Tuesday Nov 16, 2021
Tuesday Nov 16, 2021
One moment of mistaken sperm took this movie to a whole different place. The Rock flies the world's most fuel-efficient, convenient, and sturdy helicopter all across California to save his family from earthquakes and tsunamis. But he cannot save his other daughter. She's already dead, drowned in a vat of sperm as far as we can tell. June and Harvy talk shit through San Andreas (2015).
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Saturday Nov 06, 2021
Saturday Nov 06, 2021
Yeah, we're late...we did it for you so you could go on enjoying Halloween while Christmas rapidly encroaches. Josh Hartnet has really bad hair. That's about tall there is to take from this one- low body count, unimpressive scares, and a waste of what could have been a decent redo 20 years later. June and Harvy talk shit through Haloween: H2O (1998).
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Sunday Oct 24, 2021
Sunday Oct 24, 2021
A man named Xavier Xavierson pees on Samual L. Jackson's cheese and we got an action flick. June and Harvy talk shit through xXx (2002).
New episodes released when we feel like it. Follow us on Instagram @ june_harvy.
Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
Tuesday Sep 07, 2021
Jenna Fischer is in this movie. Jenna Fischer taught June how to floss. Neither of those facts is relevant to what we watched. June and Harvy talk shit through Slither (2006).
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
Tuesday Aug 10, 2021
We put on a dinosaur movie and Googled: 1) Did Jesus save everybody from hell? 2) Reptar on Ice 3) Revelations 10:12 4) Fossil fuels definition 5) crows bringing gifts 6) crows talking. So, if dinosaurs aren't your jam but Jesus and crows are, this is the podcast for you. June and Harvy talk shit through Jurassic Park 3 (2001).