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Siblings June and Harvy sit down each week to watch movies and describe them to you...except we almost always derail and talk about anything but what is happening on screen. Join us for cynicism, bad movies, beer-drinking, and jokes (our mom thinks we're funny). In a horror movie, we'd be the funny, slightly annoying guy that nobody roots for and survives much longer than he should. So, if you please, come watch with us.
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Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This could have been a decent reboot of Laurie Strode 20 years later but too few kills makes this one stumble a bit. Better than whatever the hell Halloween Ends was supposed to be so at least there's that. Josh Harnett has terrible hair.
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This one is so bad Jamie Lee made them kill her in the first ten minutes (spoiler alert). A bunch of college kids film a reality show in Michael's od house. What could go wrong?
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. This one stars our brother Pudd Rudd and makes absolutely no sense. There's a baby in a bus station and little else is clear.
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Sunday Oct 30, 2022
Happy Halloween. This year we are re-releasing all of our Halloween movie watches. Let's start with the worst of the bunch, a crap fest about Halloween masks powered by the dark magic of Stonehenge to kill children or some other nonsense. Enjoy.
Sunday Oct 16, 2022
Sunday Oct 16, 2022
Sorry for the audio issues, apparently after recording more than 150 episodes, we still don't know what we're doing. Anyway. In this episode, Beth or Haley is a great swimmer and her dad buys drugs which somehow gets him trapped in his basement during a hurricane. As if that isn't bad enough, there are some large gators looking to make friends. There is also a backstory involving Haley's (or Beth's) twin sister Beth (or Haley) who faked her own drowning to go to Hollywood to be a star.
June and Harvy talk shit through Crawl (2019).
Sunday Oct 09, 2022
Sunday Oct 09, 2022
Welcome to spooky October. We've been dropping the ball a lot lately so this one isn't technically spooky but oh well. We watched this ages ago. Caution-- mass confusion ahead. We thought we were going to watch Scream 2...we already watched Scream 2 (see Episode 81). As for the movie we did watch? Lame. But we're fun so listen anyway.
June and Harvy talk shit through TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze (1995).
Sunday Aug 07, 2022
Sunday Aug 07, 2022
Sunday May 29, 2022
Sunday May 29, 2022
Sunday May 01, 2022
Sunday May 01, 2022
Potato (Channing Tatum) wants to be a Secret Service agent. Sad potato doesn't get the job but takes happy Tater Tot on a tour of the White House. Other stuff happens in the movie while we discuss Christian POGS and pitch our very good idea for a Rom-Com with a twist starring Hillary "Puppies" Swank and friend of the show, Nicholas Cage.
June and Harvy talk shit through White House Down (2013). Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy to see pictures of the cringy Christian POGS.
Monday Apr 04, 2022
Monday Apr 04, 2022
The Shit Show with June and Harvy is a podcast in which we watch a movie and talk through it. If you've never seen the movie you'll probably be lost. This is especially true this week, we fast-forwarded through all the parts which might have explained what was going on.
In this film, Will Smith, your friend, and mine but not Chris Rock's hangs out with a lady (Shrek) while trying to avoid being assassinated by a younger version of himself (Cloth). That's about all we know. We also practice our ASMR so we wouldn't advise operating heavy machinery while listening. June and Harvy talk shit through Gemini Man (2018).