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Siblings June and Harvy sit down each week to watch movies and describe them to you...except we almost always derail and talk about anything but what is happening on screen. Join us for cynicism, bad movies, beer-drinking, and jokes (our mom thinks we're funny). In a horror movie, we'd be the funny, slightly annoying guy that nobody roots for and survives much longer than he should. So, if you please, come watch with us.
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Sunday Aug 05, 2018
Sunday Aug 05, 2018
Starring Jon Voight, Jesus, Dead Face, and Molester. Harvy gives us a lesson in female anatomy. Plus: if you could bring one thing to the Amazon what would you choose- penicillin, a hazmat suit, a leather jacket, or chap-stick? June and Harvy talk shit through Anaconda (1997).
Sunday Jul 29, 2018
Sunday Jul 29, 2018
Fuck, marry, kill...not necessarily in that order. Harvy agrees to be dropped from a high place wearing platform high heels. Some cringe worthy stuff here...this one goes right for the achilles. Also, June and Harvy experience the urban legend of a ghost in the machine fucking with audio quality. June and Harvy talk shit through Urban Legend (1998).
Follow us on Instagram @June_Harvy. New episodes uploaded every Sunday.
Sunday Jul 22, 2018
Sunday Jul 22, 2018
In Episode NEIN- June lays down some facts, she did research. But it's not a thing, don't expect it to happen again. Also, incomplete sentences due to technical issues, sorry about that. "Kali Ma Shakti de." June and Harvy talk shit through Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at june_harvy.
Sunday Jul 15, 2018
Sunday Jul 15, 2018
Splinter not getting to eat pizza, Splinter getting kidnapped, Splinter Jesus-Christing it, Splinter not getting rescued. Poor Splinter! Also fuck, marry, kill...haha, j/k, what kind of freaks do you think we are? June and Harvy talk shit through Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at june_harvy.
Sunday Jul 08, 2018
Sunday Jul 08, 2018
Fuck, marry, kill. This movie is not Scary Movie...but it pretty much is. June and Harvy talk shit through Scream (1996).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at june_harvy.
Wednesday Jul 04, 2018
Wednesday Jul 04, 2018
Super special, raw and uncut 4th of July extravaganza! The holiday in which George Washington's ghost visits you while you sleep. Did you wake up with a powdered wig on your face or Washington spitting cherry pits at you? June and Harvy talk shit through Independence Day (1996).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at june_harvy.
Sunday Jul 01, 2018
Sunday Jul 01, 2018
June thinks that Harvy is smart (sort of), she should never change a lightbulb, and Harvy doesn't want June to die...right now. Also, WTF is up with MJ's hand?!? June and Harvy talk shit through Spiderman (2002), not the one starring Simon Garfunkel.
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at june_harvy.
Wednesday Jun 27, 2018
Wednesday Jun 27, 2018
Nicole Kidman is hot, Chris O'Donnell is a 49 year-old man playing a teenager, Val Kilmer has no facial expressions, and Harvy may or may not be in love with Jim Carrey. June and Harvy talk shit through Batman Forever (1995).
Sunday Jun 24, 2018
Sunday Jun 24, 2018
June needs anger management. What happened to Charlie? And Harvy owes June a space stat. June and Harvy talk shit through D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994).
Thursday Jun 21, 2018
Thursday Jun 21, 2018
Eyeballs and teeth. June and Harvy talk shit through Event Horizon (1997).