Sh*t Show with June and Harvy

Episode 31- Die Hard 2

This Happy Christmas month continues with the discovery that June is a 27th degree murderer. Did you hear that Burt Reynolds died? It was like two years or two months ago or something. Harvy gets real upset at the idea of a 94-year old getting a puppy (because he's about to get one himself). June and Harvy talk shit through (but barely watch) Die Hard 2 (1990).

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Episode 30- Santa Jaws

Happy Christmas month everybody! To kick off the holiday season we watch a shark endowed the the spirit of an evil Santa terrorize a family. This straight to SyFy flick is exactly what you'd expect. Discussions include: the best treat for snacking meant to be eaten straight out of a stocking, shark mating, and Thankskilling (because that movie will haunt us forever). June and Harvy talk shit through Santa Jaws (2018).

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Episode 29- Robocop 3

The new title for this movie is Robocock 3: Roboner. Nooo. Robocop fights some robot ninja's in what are perhaps the most anticlimactic fight scenes ever put to film. June and Harvy talk shit through Robocop 3 (1993).

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Episode 28- Thanksgiving

ThanksKilling is a movie which will make you want to bleach out your eyes. But turkeys can fly so that's cool. Sorry for the interruption in the middle, we had to stop the film and reconsider all of our life choices, but we come back with Buffy the Vampire Slayer so in the end, all is well. June and Harvy talk shit through part of ThanksKilling and Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Pangs). Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Episode 27- Judge Dredd

Sylvester Stallone (is really short), Bubble Boy, Rob Schneider, and the Iron Giant battle it out in a distant future...for some reason...because Stallone and Bubble Boy are twins and that makes Bubble Boy mad...? June and Harvy talk shit through Judge Dredd (1995).

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Episode 26- Scooby-Doo

Sugar Ray is in this movie. That's pretty much all you need to know. Also, a lengthy nonsensical argument about the likelihood of the police showing up to rescue an island full of people whose souls were stolen by a puppy...heavily edited for your protection. June and Harvy Talk Shit through Scooby-Doo (2002).

Happy Veteran's Day to all of those who served. Thank you! Stay proud, stay strong, and keep believing in the power of human kindness.

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Episode 25- X-Men

Long debates about the best, worst, and most preferred mutant power to have (the ability to turn things to room temperature is obviously the most useful), how to get knighted, and the science behind your hair turning white from a scare. Dame June and Sir Harvy talk shit through X-Men (2002).

 

And while I have you here. I'm going to hop up on my soapbox for just one moment. This movie draws parallels between the treatment of mutants and the treatment of Jews during the Holocaust. And we have the luxury of fictionalizing this horror into entertainment because it was once unimaginable that such a thing could ever happen again, could ever happen  in America. But we now live in a time  where Nazis are lauded by NOT MY PRESIDENT, where violence is an acceptable form of expression. People are burning Nike's because a black man dared to take a stand. There are children in cages and human rights being stolen. And maybe you aren't an immigrant, or a person of color, or a member of the LGBT+ community, or a woman, or a veteran. Perhaps you do not need access to healthcare or have a child in school, or breathe air or drink water. Perhaps you are a fucking alien from another planet. In that case, stay home on Tuesday. But for the rest of us, for true Americans, for true patriots, for humans who give a shit about other humans GET OUT AND VOTE.

Episode 24- Halloween: Resurrection

Happy Halloween everybody! A bunch of nobodies get murdered in an old house on 2002 webcam. Not the worst Mikey movie but not the best (seriously, just go see the new one). And what does Mikey do in all of his spare time? June and Harvy talk shit through Halloween: Resurrection (2002).

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Episode 23- Jeepers Creepers 2

A movie about a TENES team terrorized by a winged creature with a vagina nose. June and Harvey talk shit through Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003).

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Episode 22- Ernest Scared Stupid

Why would any parent allow their child to wander out into the forest to build a tree house with the inept local garbageman? It's weird no matter how zany he is. June and Harvy take a stab at and talk some shit through the Halloween classic Ernest Scared Stupid (1991).

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