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Siblings June and Harvy sit down each week to watch movies and describe them to you...except we almost always derail and talk about anything but what is happening on screen. Join us for cynicism, bad movies, beer-drinking, and jokes (our mom thinks we're funny). In a horror movie, we'd be the funny, slightly annoying guy that nobody roots for and survives much longer than he should. So, if you please, come watch with us.
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Sunday Jun 02, 2019
Sunday Jun 02, 2019
Welcome to the Shit Show with June and Harvy where our new slogan is "better than nothing." Sort of like this movie...it's better than watching nothing...? Renny, our favorite director is back with us to blow up lots of shit that shouldn't explode. Swarmy the Smuggler scorns his lover, a super smart shark, who goes on a killing rampage. Almost everybody dies and the cure for Alzheimer's dies with them. June and Harvy talk shit through Deep Blue Sea (1999).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at june_harvy.
Sunday May 26, 2019
Sunday May 26, 2019
Happy 50th episode! Trevor comes back from the future to again save John Conner, the leader of the resistance, this time from the sexy Tara who loves herself a pleather pant suit. We actually really like this one! June and Harvy talk shit through Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003).
Sunday May 05, 2019
Sunday May 05, 2019
Flashbacks! Power point transitions! Terrible guitar riffs! The movie so bad it made John Carpenter reconsider his career and quit Hollywood for nine years. The movie so bad it made our podcast quit on itself, no sign-off on this one folks, you already the spiel. June and Harvy introduce our new product line, Harvy makes a ludicrous prediction that actually comes true, and Courtney Love was supposed to be in this movie and that would have been everything. June and Harvy talk shit through Ghosts of Mars (2001).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Apr 28, 2019
Sunday Apr 28, 2019
Nothing about anything makes sense and June and Harvy do worse than usual remembering any names. Also, just raise your children, don't let the doorknobs do it. June and Harvy talk shit through The House on Haunted Hill (1999).
New episodes released every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Apr 21, 2019
Sunday Apr 21, 2019
Happy Zombie Jesus Day everybody. In this one the lawyer splits and leaves Miss Honey and Matthew "I got ghosts in my head" Lilliard to try and survive in a house full of ghosts. Spoiler, neither of them does. June and Harvy talk shit through Thirteen Ghosts (2001).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Apr 14, 2019
Sunday Apr 14, 2019
Yoshi and a vegetable plate toss are the only redeeming qualities of this godawful film. June and Harvy talk shit through Super Mario Brothers (1993).
Sunday Apr 07, 2019
Sunday Apr 07, 2019
So...Louie wants to avenge his brother, Brokeback Guy's death. Brokeback Guy was killed by Shia LaBeouf, who is also holding a tournament for souls? So, David "Raydon" Carradine recruits Johnny Cash and Saunya to fight in the tournament against Robot Chicken, a guy with four forearms and some other people. And Princess Rakiki is there. Okay, that about sums it up. June and Harvy talk shit through Mortal Kombat (1995)
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Mar 31, 2019
Sunday Mar 31, 2019
This movie can best be summed up by a quote from the great philosopher Van Damme: "A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life." This movie has no soul, it's just a movie. But before it was a video game. And in a video game there's the potential for life. June and Harvy talk shit through Street Fighter (1994).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Mar 24, 2019
Sunday Mar 24, 2019
Lara Croft punches a shark to get a ride, motorcycles atop the Great Wall of China, kills an innocent fisherman, licks a child's spit off her finger, flies everywhere, and is definitely made of something non-human covered in Scotch Guard...all of those things are true. June and Harvy talk shit through Lara Croft Tomb Raider: Cradle of Life (2003).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Happy St. Paddy's Day! Susan the Leprechaun goes on a killing spree...but really he spends more time on tricycles, RC cars, Go Karts, roller skates, wheelchairs, and Pogo sticks than actually doing any killing. We learned that leprechauns are basically vampire/genie/critter/Chuckie/sperm. And June and Harvy sing their version of Mary had a little lamb.