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Siblings June and Harvy sit down each week to watch movies and describe them to you...except we almost always derail and talk about anything but what is happening on screen. Join us for cynicism, bad movies, beer-drinking, and jokes (our mom thinks we're funny). In a horror movie, we'd be the funny, slightly annoying guy that nobody roots for and survives much longer than he should. So, if you please, come watch with us.
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Monday Aug 26, 2019
Monday Aug 26, 2019
June and Harvy do accents from all over the world while we follow the hiJINX (get it?) of everybody's favorite sex addict Mr. James Bond (by our count he's boned 58 women). June and Harvy talk shit through Die Another Day (2002).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday (or Monday). Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Aug 18, 2019
Sunday Aug 18, 2019
Some assholes go fight big bugs so instead of talking about that June and Harvy discuss American Gladiators, how we would recreate the special effects in the movie, and...how much we hate this movie and every character in it. June and Harvy talk shit through Starship Troopers (1997). Come watch with us.
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Happy belated Shark Week! Dolph Lundgren crashes his van into Lake Tahoe (not Tahoe) and a shark is released. Five years later the shark is on a killing spree and the Mafia needs Dolph to go get their shark back, otherwise they're going to hurt his daughter. June and Harvy (come watch with us) talk shit through Shark Lake (2015).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follows us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Jul 21, 2019
Sunday Jul 21, 2019
Jesus, Jesus part 2, Polo Shirt, LL Cool Jay, Shoulders, a monkey, and others travel to Borneo on a quest to find the exploded vagina which grants eternal life. Should be simple right? Not so fast adventurers, there is poor nighttime navigation, a waterfall, Renny, a psychopath, and of course, large snakes, slithering in their way. June and Harvy talk shit through Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid (2004).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Jul 14, 2019
Sunday Jul 14, 2019
The Crites are back (I suppose they never really left) but this time they are disguised as Easter eggs for some reason? Lot's of nonsense, kids on tricycles, huge fucking Critter balls (trademark), and a Playboy model bounty hunter. June and Harvy talk shit through Critters 2 (1988).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Thursday Jul 04, 2019
Thursday Jul 04, 2019
America, fuck yeah! To celebrate we watch a movie in which drunken aliens return to Earth to retrieve their porn from the core and a scientist scares the shit out of people by surprising them with a picture of a circle with a line through it. June and Harvy would like to request that we BLOW UP THE MOON (in just the right way), we don't see any downside. June and Harvy: we Google everything so you don't have to and don't pay attention to the movie we're watching (hey, it's better than nothing), talk shit through ID: Resurgence (2016).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Jun 30, 2019
Sunday Jun 30, 2019
Welcome to sequel month! We begin with one which will give you nightmares as you set off on your summer road trips. We talk spontaneous human combustion and decapitation...because what else is there to discuss when everybody onscreen dies horrifically? June and Harvy talk shit through Final Destination 2 (2003).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Jun 23, 2019
Sunday Jun 23, 2019
Happy summer everybody! We know what you did this time last year so be more cautious this summer and try not to commit manslaughter because if you do we'll know. Also...hi June here...I'm old and I didn't know there was a song by this name...and it's a love song...I think based on the fifteen seconds I could stand to listen to...would have been cooler if it was about murder...just saying. June and Harvy talk shit through I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Jun 16, 2019
Sunday Jun 16, 2019
If we had only known that this movie was a failed prequel to what had been intended to be the failed sequel Ghosts of Mars perhaps we would have spent our time more wisely. Snake plays basketball, surfs, para-glides and is terrible in any number of other ways while attempting to save the world only to completely destroy it by the end? Whatever. June and Harvy talk shit through Escape from L.A. (1996).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.
Sunday Jun 09, 2019
Sunday Jun 09, 2019
Uh...a disease carried by cockroaches killed a bunch of kids, so...to kill the cockroaches some lady made a super bug...which then grew up to be Jeepers Creepers? Renny makes a guest appearance to blow some shit up but otherwise this movie is boring as shit. June and Harvy talk shit through Mimic (1997).
New episodes uploaded every Sunday. Follow us on Instagram at June_Harvy.