![Sh*t Show with June and Harvy](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3044553/Shit_grey-min.png)
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Siblings June and Harvy sit down each week to watch movies and describe them to you...except we almost always derail and talk about anything but what is happening on screen. Join us for cynicism, bad movies, beer-drinking, and jokes (our mom thinks we're funny). In a horror movie, we'd be the funny, slightly annoying guy that nobody roots for and survives much longer than he should. So, if you please, come watch with us.
Episodes
![Episode 139- Christmas Twister](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog3044553/Christmas_300x300.png)
Monday Jan 01, 2024
Episode 139- Christmas Twister
Monday Jan 01, 2024
Monday Jan 01, 2024
Happy New Year! This episode is that Christmas commercial that stubbornly plays through January, the present you have wrapped sitting in the corner for a friend you haven't seen in a month. It's the decoration forgotten on the shelf after the boxes are packed and stored away. It's a missed opportunity...just like this movie. But hey! There aren't any murderers in this one, just a missing girl on a poster.
June and Harvy talk shit through Christmas Twister (2012).
![Episode 138- Ice Quake](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/ep-logo/pbblog3044553/Christmas_300x300.png)
Thursday Dec 21, 2023
Episode 138- Ice Quake
Thursday Dec 21, 2023
Thursday Dec 21, 2023
Merry Christmas! In today's movie, a family of three (this is not a typo- there are only three main characters in this movie) and their dog hike into the mountains to get a Christmas tree. SyFy nonsense happens leading to dehydration, shelter building, and explosions. And if you don't care about this movie you really should listen anyway. This episode could save your life. Do it for your family. Do it for your pets. Do it for Christmas.
June and Harvy talk shit through Ice Quake (2010).
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![Episode 137- XXX: The Return Of Xander Cage](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3044553/Shit_grey-min_300x300.png)
Friday Nov 24, 2023
Episode 137- XXX: The Return Of Xander Cage
Friday Nov 24, 2023
Friday Nov 24, 2023
It's a Black Friday special event! Yet another XXX movie! Many of the same jokes we made in the first two! But this one has Ruby Rose and Toni Collette! And so many exclamation points!!!
Quote of today's movie: "Isn't physics basically Geometry?"
Bad action. Bad dialogue. Bad acting. And a special appearance by Gordon Ramsey forcibly shoving a Triscuit in your mouth just like in your fantasy. You're welcome.
June and Harvy talk shit through XXX: The Return of Xander Cage (2017).
![Episode 136- D-Railed](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3044553/Shit_grey-min_300x300.png)
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Episode 136- D-Railed
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Happy Halloween! Made it by the skin of our teeth. In a surprise twist, we accidentally watched a Halloween movie. This movie is about a train and murder mystery dinner and ghosts and a monster under the water which is where the train ended up because of reasons. It's really dumb but you should listen and learn the truth about what happens when you poop on a train.
June and Harvy talk shit through D-Railed (2018).
![Episode 135- I Still Know What You Did Last Summer](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3044553/Shit_grey-min_300x300.png)
Saturday Sep 30, 2023
Episode 135- I Still Know What You Did Last Summer
Saturday Sep 30, 2023
Saturday Sep 30, 2023
Summer is over! We watched this when it was still summer but because of procrastination, it is only coming to you now so you're welcome. Julie James wins a trip to the Bahamas to be attempted murdered for the thing she did not do last summer but rather the summer before. But all's well that ends well. Or is it?!
June and Harvy talk shit through I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
![Episode 134- Underwater](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3044553/Shit_grey-min_300x300.png)
Friday Sep 01, 2023
Episode 134- Underwater
Friday Sep 01, 2023
Friday Sep 01, 2023
Thank you Ted Bundy's wee-wee! This is a movie about needing friends, you can't survive an ancient sea monster (or play foosball) alone. We discuss cream pies and moon pies and all things unrelated to the movie.
June and Harvy talk shit through Underwater (2020).
![Episode 133- Drive Angry](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3044553/Shit_grey-min_300x300.png)
Sunday Jul 30, 2023
Episode 133- Drive Angry
Sunday Jul 30, 2023
Sunday Jul 30, 2023
Nicholas Cage escapes hell and joins forces with Amber Heard to rescue his granddaughter from a cult. But none of that is important. June is a birth doctor, she does births. Ostriches are nine feet tall. And June and Harvy start a band called Sould Fraud and THE Donkey. We've created a whole new genre of music, adding river dance, acrobatics, and a miming donkey.
June and Harvy talk shit through Drive Angry (2011).
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![Episode 132- XXX: State of the Union](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3044553/Shit_grey-min_300x300.png)
Saturday Jul 08, 2023
Episode 132- XXX: State of the Union
Saturday Jul 08, 2023
Saturday Jul 08, 2023
Consider this a late 4th of July gift to appease the spirit of George Washington. No idea what happens in this movie other than we hated it. But it isn't a complete loss as we discuss the idea of starting an Only Fans for those with a urine/cheese fetish (which directly relates to our viewing of the first XXX movie) and talk about buying pictures of feet on the internet.
June and Harvy talk shit through XXX: State of the Union (2005). Hit that follow button wherever you listen and follow us on Instagram @june_harvy.
![Episode 131- Ablaze](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3044553/Shit_grey-min_300x300.png)
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Episode 131- Ablaze
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Sunday Jun 18, 2023
Lots of dumb idiots make lots of dumb idiot decisions leading to an entire city (and many of the inhabitants) being on fire. They all deserve it and apparently "stop, drop, and roll" was not in the curriculum at whatever dumb idiot school they all attended. Complete nonsense.
June and Harvy talk shit through Ablaze (2001).
![Episode 130- Battle of the Damned](https://pbcdn1.podbean.com/imglogo/image-logo/3044553/Shit_grey-min_300x300.png)
Sunday May 07, 2023
Episode 130- Battle of the Damned
Sunday May 07, 2023
Sunday May 07, 2023
Dolf. Zombies. Robots. How could this promising premise turn out to be so boring? Dolf has to rescue Jude from a sex cult. It's her birthday. She's also pregnant. Slow, weak zombies. Slow, old Dolf. Robot arms flail. The world is saved?
The movie sucks but June and Harvy are happy to debut two new products. The sleep skirt (at around 24 minutes) and the pregnancy test birthday candle (at around 32 minutes).
Come watch with us. June and Harvy talk shit through Battle of the Damned (2013).
Follow us wherever you listen and on Instagram @ june_harvy.